As you all know, Zack scored a 1502 on the SAT, deeming him "Stansbury material". If you aren't sure what Stansbury is, it's the Harvard of the west, naturally. I remember watching this episode long before I took the SATs myself, tucking each of the gang's scores in the back of my mind for future comparisons. When the time came for me to take the dreaded test, there I sat nervously with my #2 pencils, trying to calm myself by recalling this episode. When I got my scores, I was dumbfounded to realize that not only had I scored lower than Zack, but the only person I scored higher than was Slater!! Even that airhead Kelly did better than me. It didn't make me feel any better when Kelly, trying to explain Zack's unbelievable high score says, "The SAT measures how smart you are, not how hard you study". I say bologna. I demand a retake for all of us!
Friends Forever,
AC Slater
Madam, North South East or West there's only one HAAAAA-vard.
ReplyDeletei read that as well, p-lus, spencer was totally bragging. like we think he's smarter? i still think he's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteIf he got a 1490, then he almost certainly would have been a National Merit Scholar or at least a National Merit Semifinalist. However, I cannot find any articles mentioning him as a National Merit Scholar.
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